John Fortnite Kennedy

"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society."

- John Fortnite Kennedy

Biography
John Fortnite Kennedy, not to be confused with his lover Ninja L. Fortnite, was the former president of the US, he was placed into the position with a fake election staged by Kim Ling Linggu to fight the CIA and stop them from creating a psychological weapon being developed by the USSR by the name of "Project REDDIT", a project which was designed to turn the US population into soy consuming redditors. Ultimately, Kennedy eventually succumbed to his bullshark testosterone addiction, and all he did was play Fortnite all day, which lead to the Tencent organization ceasing to protect him from assassination attempts, which proved to be his demise when he was killed by a redditor for saying Hereditary wasn't a scary movie.