Barack Obama

Barack Husatan Joker Obama II is the 69th president of the United States of America. In his youth, Obama was trained by the USSR to destroy America and encourage Americans to develop a soy estrogen addiction in order to destroy gaming. Obama proved to be a top student in the soviet academy of evil and decided to found the CIA as a way to destroy America from the inside. As head of the CIA, Obama was exposed to video games and gaming content, and realized he loves good game design and hates quirky earthbound inspired JRPGs about depression, but kept his new gaming addiction a secret to avoid getting assassinated like John Fortnite Kennedy, his new hero.

Obama later decided to run for president to secretly expose the CIA. With help from both underground gaming communities, and the CIA (unaware of his tomfoolery), Obama and his running mate White Obama won 99.34359% of the votes and all states except New Jersey because of a scandal in which he asked for a whiz wit with onions, which the state found offensively cruel.

Obama went on to serve 6 terms as president in which he changes domestic policies into "Domestic Abuse" policies, in which all tax money went to fund the ancient art of beating your wife lmao. His new policies and excessive funding of gamers in their war "Gamergate" led to the evil entity known as Guns America Trump to create the seven deadly sins gang and to run for president once Obama retired on his 6th and final term.

Obama then purchased Epstein's Island after suiciding him and renamed it to Gamer's Island in which gamers go to be epic and hate women and minorities free from the hands of the CIA. Obama would later comment on the political state of America by referring to the seven deadly sins gang as "the seven seething copes gayng" and calling the great gamer purge as tragic. He would later fund Fortnite as a retaliation.