Mike Stoklasa

Mike Stoklasa is a notorious white nationalist, mass self-defense artist, and alcoholic. He first achieved notoriety when he said that Black Panther was a bad movie. He has also admitted to being a racist and a homophobe. He was originally a normal business owner, but after enough communists punched him in the face, he turned to the dark side and became a national socialist, vowing to destroy communism forever. He also hates puppies and babies.

He hates Star Wars, and has killed over 2 billion of the bugmen who worship Star Wars (in Minecraft, of course). He is also 6 feet tall, which means he towers over almost everyone else he meets. The mere mention of his name strikes fear into manlets everywhere.